Pat Kenschaft, of the leaf-blower campaign, sent us an e-mail the other day, telling us to go out there and fight against McGreevey’s new “EZ Pass for Polluters.” We filed her e-mail away, sure it would come in handy some day, and sure enough, this came in the mail.
Ok, so good cause and everything (it’s all about stopping sprawl), appeals to our suburban/parenting/Little League sensibilities but look closely .
That’s not the coach. That’s the umpire.
Just saying. Then just yesterday, this arrives in the mail.

Ok, good cause again. But, it’s from… Philip Morris.
I totally understand what you mean. I got something in the mail the other day which mentioned strong national defense and good governance — from the Democratic Party, for goodness sake!
p.s. the ‘vanishing’ Ump looks pretty creepy to me.