We were at a dinner party last night and the subject came around (as it always does) to real estate. Our hostess, a realtor, happened to mention that nothing can be bought in Bloomfield these days for under $350,000. To which our host quipped, “$650,000 is the new $350,000.”
How true. $650 is the new $350, and 50 is the new 40, and khaki is the new black. But, we thought, why stop there?
Barista is the New (Fill in the Blank)
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Don’t you remember your Firesign Theater?
“What was five is two. What was two is one. What was one – is nothing”
According to the offspring, Ashlee Simpson is the new Jessica Simpson.
I mean Jessica is so, so… 5 seconds ago.