When a certain 15-year-old we know suggested a shopping trip to New York City this week, we winced. “You know, it’s a big terrorist target with the Republican convention.” To which a certain 12-year-old added, “And who in the world would want to go to a place with terrorists and Republicans?” Of course, you can’t go by us.

Plans for the GOP convention:
Work from home.
Grit my teeth and commute in anyway.
Watch gavel to gavel coverage on TV.
Hobnob with the Bush crowd in person.
Watch old Michael Moore movies on DVD.
Central Park or bust.
Set up a concession selling Colin Powell puppets outside Madison Square Garden.
Go away. Far, far, far away.

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