RegiftBe careful what kind of crap you give people for Christmas. It might just end up at a “Re-gift” party, like the one we’re invited to in Glen Ridge on Jan. 2.

What could be nicer than a Sunday Brunch and a little hair of the dog? This is the last blast of the holiday season, and one more chance to get just the gift you’re looking for. Bring any present you received that was just too big, too small, or too ugly – wrapped to regift. Bring one per family, or one per person, as you desire, and you’ll go home with one regift in exchange for each that you bring. C’mon diss your relatives’ taste and have a Bloody Mary. See you under the tree.

We are so there.