It turns out that somebody raided the cookie jar from the Bradford Academy election day bake sale. According to a Star Ledger story this week, the PTA bake sale brought in $3,700 — and $2,600 was stolen. Election day! Cookies! Two of America’s most sacred institutions. Bastards!
Wait. Does this mean Bush didn’t really win?
Yes, Bush really won! Tune in for details, Thursday, January 20th…
Must be a trend. In Teaneck, just a week or so ago, a PTA President was arrested for using a PTA credit card to fund a Caribbean cruise. a jaunt to AC, lots of clothes, etc., to the tune of about $32K, if I’m not mistaken.
This kind of thing just wouldn’t happen at the Bradford SCHOOL!