Reader Dory Swenson tips us that an ad in Absolut Vodka’s “Win a Trip to Sweden” contest is actually a house on Clinton Street in Montclair. You thought the greeting “Merry Christmas” was controversial? Wait til the local teetotalers get wind of this. (Just kidding. Here’s the one we don’t think would fly in the tonier parts of Baristaville.) To support local vodka bottle decor, go to Absolut’s website (you’re supposed to be 21 to get in) and vote for the ad that says Absolut Welcome.