We got the following email and wondered why Baristaville didn’t make the line of “New Jersey Barbie” dolls. Read on and then feel free to create specs for Glen Ridge Barbie, Bloomfield Barbie, Montclair Barbie, Verona, West Orange, etc…
Summit- Chatham – Short Hills Barbie.
This princess Barbie is only sold at the Short Hills mall. She comes with Kenneth Cole 4-inch clunky shoes, an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, and a Mercedes-Benz SUV with hand held Cell Phone. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, and workaholic Ken.
This outwardly conservative Barbie is adorned with a silver Tiffany & Co. silver heart chain necklace with matching ‘Please Return to Tiffany’ heart bracelet. This Barbie also comes with a gas guzzling pearly white Cadillac Escalade fully decorated with a soccerball sticker, LBI sticker and VT sticker and is used to drive her kids 2 blocks to school and park illegally in front of local Rialto movie theater blocking traffic and picking up Starbucks Mocha-lattes. A bonus is her husband Wall-Streeter Commuter Ken.
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Volvo Wagon, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
Belmar-Seaside Heights Barbie
This gum-chewing, Trans-Am driving Barbie wears white pumps and walks on the boardwalk [note: heel falling between the boards included]. Her make-up is dark colored lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly nude color. Her ensemble includes low-rise flared colored jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her hair is BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and Springsteen CD’s, large can of Stiff Stuff Hair Spray, 6 pre-paid tanning sessions, mirrored heart pendant [won on the boardwalk] engraved with boyfriends name[gold chain ordered separately] [default tattoo : Vinnie].
8. Mendham/Far Hills Barbie
This educated high-profile Barbie has a career but is on hiatus to take care of the family. She is equipped with boot-cut jeans, low cut V-Neck Shirt complete boob job, high-heeled leather boots with matching satchel handbag from Coach. Her hair has both high and low lights, nails are a permanent French manicure and makeup is age appropriate (she’s 40 but looks 30). Squeeze her left hand and she says, “Get in the car.” Accessories include your choice of either SUV or Minivan with sporting equipment in rear cargo (soccer, football & baseball), Labrador on Leash, take out Menus, cell phone with programmable numbers, digital camera and iPod. Sold separately: 2 kids in tow-your choice combination of boy or girl; and husband Ken, available on weekends only.