Our Favorite Parenting Tweets This Week

Here are our favorite parenting tweets from this past week, many from local moms and dads:

 

Son says best thing about today was eating ice cream. Reminded him that was yesterday. Him: “then the best part of today was yesterday.”

— Anna Sandler (@Anna_Sandler) August 27, 2013

Since I’ve had kids I’ve said no 127,451 more times than I’ve said yes.

— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) August 27, 2013

Some days, all a kid needs is a box to have fun. Other times, a jump rope, laundry basket, 2 sofa pillows, & an orange tabby cat will do.

— Jeff Bogle (@OWTK) August 28, 2013

Giving your baby a laxative ensures you will be busy for a little while. #askedforit

— Quirky Pickle (@QuirkyPickle) August 29, 2013

My baby learned how to climb onto the kitchen table. Life as we know it is over. #parenting

— Rachel (@busymommymedia) August 30, 2013

I wonder if scientists have documented a corollary between kids being back at school and increased maternal serotonin levels.

— Issa Mas (@IssaMas) August 30, 2013

What do people who don’t have children do with all the extra time? I’ve forgotten.

— Thom Powers (@thompowers) August 31, 2013

It is 6:18 am, I’ve been awake for 4 minutes, and I’ve already been shit on. How’s your Sunday going? #dads #parenting

— daddyfiles (@DaddyFiles) September 1, 2013

I know that the day will come when SpongeBob SquarePants will fill me with a sweet nostalgia. That day has not yet arrived.

— Gretchen Rubin (@gretchenrubin) September 1, 2013